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Under the power delegated to Project Justice by the Federal Government of the United States through Rule 34 of the Misinformation Intervention Board, this site has been commandeered. The owner of this site, Sonicus, is currently under federal scrutiny for being a threat to democracy.

Your visit to this site has been logged and your IP address will be forwarded to the appropriate federal agents to investigate. If your innocence can be proven, no harm will come to you. DO NOT attempt to flee when your home and/or business is raided, as such an action will be construed as an admission of guilt.